Became instantaneously overwhelmed with a sensation of "creativity" as I fell into a lazy afternoon cat nap.

Patiently awaiting my British prince to sweep me off my feet.

College student.


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hurried:

my anaconda dont want none unless you got buns hun

hurried:

my anaconda dont want none unless you got buns hun

7 hours ago on August 29th, 2014 | J | 20,936 notes
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puckish-thoughts:

THERE IT IS AGAIN!  THERE IT FUCKING IS!  i’VE BEEN TALKING ABOUT THIS PHOTO FOR YEARS AND NEVER COULD FIND IT!!  THE LAN PARTY WITH THE GUY DUCT-TAPED TO THE CEILING!!  BACK IN ANCIENT TIMES WHEN PEOPLE STILL USED CATHODE MONITORS AND WHEN COUNTERSTRIKE WAS THE NEW THING.  THIS SHIT IS REAL.  THIS IS REAL SHIT.  SHIT THAT HAPPENED.

puckish-thoughts:

THERE IT IS AGAIN!  THERE IT FUCKING IS!  i’VE BEEN TALKING ABOUT THIS PHOTO FOR YEARS AND NEVER COULD FIND IT!!  THE LAN PARTY WITH THE GUY DUCT-TAPED TO THE CEILING!!  BACK IN ANCIENT TIMES WHEN PEOPLE STILL USED CATHODE MONITORS AND WHEN COUNTERSTRIKE WAS THE NEW THING.  THIS SHIT IS REAL.  THIS IS REAL SHIT.  SHIT THAT HAPPENED.

7 hours ago on August 29th, 2014 | J | 90,458 notes

resurgance:

me when i have more than $20

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7 hours ago on August 29th, 2014 | J | 376,067 notes
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2creepychihuahuas:

illbeyourfavouritedrug:

heathyr:

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

my life changed forever when i found out the word “slang” was actually slang for “shortened language”

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so slang is slang for slang

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7 hours ago on August 29th, 2014 | J | 401,406 notes
addelburgh:

farewell

addelburgh:

farewell

7 hours ago on August 29th, 2014 | J | 80,701 notes
taint3ed:

LMAO BYE

taint3ed:

LMAO BYE

7 hours ago on August 29th, 2014 | J | 346,546 notes

maliciousmelons:

when you get put in a group with people who dont do anything

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7 hours ago on August 29th, 2014 | J | 192,661 notes

fluffymb:

The moment when the table turns.

7 hours ago on August 29th, 2014 | J | 155,738 notes
iplayydirtyy:

mr steal ur girl

iplayydirtyy:

mr steal ur girl

7 hours ago on August 29th, 2014 | J | 47,153 notes
xx6emo6girl6xx:

I like Toronto a lot

xx6emo6girl6xx:

I like Toronto a lot

7 hours ago on August 29th, 2014 | J | 37,763 notes
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