GREATEST IMPROVISED LINE EVER
And y’all worried bout Amanda Bynes
Caught my mom stealing shoes
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funniest part is that she got the haircut AND the clothes
Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.
I love my mom.
I am risking nothing
I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY
Will not risk.
sorry followers :(
I GOT SCARED BECAUSE MY MOM JUST LEFT THE HOUSE.
i love my momma
You will laugh out loud!
when someone’s on your nerves but they sensitive af so you cant go off
Cards Against Humanity.
I’m a big fan. Well, I bought this.
It’s great. It hold all of my shit. But it holds something else too.
If you have it, open your box.
You see how I started to tear away at the top of the box there?
Do it carefully.
There’s something in there. What could that be?
There’s a card.
There is a card literally hidden in the top of the box.
But what card?
I fucking love these people.
Hey kid, what’s going on, want to check out my pit of souls?
Yeah, those souls sure are way deep down in that pit there huh?
Or… not? Get your hands out of my soul pit.
Okay, I’ll admit that’s apparently some impressive reach…
Like, really impressive reach….
THIS HAS ALWAYS BOTHERED ME BLESS THE OP
when someone says ‘toxic’ in chemistry