my anaconda dont want none unless you got buns hun
Patiently awaiting my British prince to sweep me off my feet.
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THERE IT IS AGAIN! THERE IT FUCKING IS! i’VE BEEN TALKING ABOUT THIS PHOTO FOR YEARS AND NEVER COULD FIND IT!! THE LAN PARTY WITH THE GUY DUCT-TAPED TO THE CEILING!! BACK IN ANCIENT TIMES WHEN PEOPLE STILL USED CATHODE MONITORS AND WHEN COUNTERSTRIKE WAS THE NEW THING. THIS SHIT IS REAL. THIS IS REAL SHIT. SHIT THAT HAPPENED.
me when i have more than $20
my life changed forever when i found out the word “slang” was actually slang for “shortened language”
so slang is slang for slang
when you get put in a group with people who dont do anything
The moment when the table turns.
mr steal ur girl
I like Toronto a lot