Became instantaneously overwhelmed with a sensation of "creativity" as I fell into a lazy afternoon cat nap.

Patiently awaiting my British prince to sweep me off my feet.

College student.


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thetremblingofmyhand:

lasagnababy:

i wonder what happened to her car

#it probably fell in the toilet

thetremblingofmyhand:

lasagnababy:

i wonder what happened to her car

#it probably fell in the toilet

13 hours ago on July 31st, 2014 | J | 50,701 notes

bikinipowerbottom:

"She’s really pretty for a black girl"

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“He’s really cool for a gay guy”

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“She’s doing really well for a woman”

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13 hours ago on July 31st, 2014 | J | 395,149 notes

vegan-vulcan:

raccoon-eater:

lacigreen:

lalatinafeminista:

toomanyfuckscrusader:

hiddlefun:

cloudcuckoolander527:

talisguy:

Signal boosting in case anyone needed to know this. 

This is informative as heck. Show this to everyone!

This is actually some great info! Why can’t they teach this kind of thing in school??

Wow, I’ve taken health and sex ed three times during my educational process and never learned any of this. Thanks.

Definitely some important information here!

this is supa awesome.  i do think it should be noted that side effects of EC *really* vary.  when I took EC I didn’t have any symptoms whatsoever.  

The more you know~

When I took EC, my period went missing for three months. Freaked me the hell out, despite having negative pregnancy tests. You cannot imagine how relieved I was to have it back.

13 hours ago on July 31st, 2014 | J | 233,095 notes
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micdotcom:

Artist recreates his childhood doodles 20 years later

In his series “Kiddie Arts,” Telmo Pieper took his old doodles and used Photoshop to digitally recreate them in a realistic style. While the pictures still look bizarre and fantastical, it’s fascinating to see the two versions — one by a child and one by an adult — side by side. [article]

Telmo Piper [website | tumblr | facebook]
13 hours ago on July 31st, 2014 | J | 15,141 notes

sigurrossgeller:

verylittlebird:

sigurrossgeller:

LMAO at people who still watch Dora The Explorer instead of Dora The Chrome

I would 100% unfollow anyone else for this

In a way, this is the best compliment I could ever receive

13 hours ago on July 31st, 2014 | J | 165 notes
loveintheshadowsistheonlykind:

anarcho-queer:

Pregnant Woman Put In Choke Hold By NYPD Officer For Illegal Grilling
July 29th, 2014
Less than a week ago Eric Garner was laid to rest after dying from being placed in an illegal chokehold by Staten Island police, and now it looks as if the NYPD has once again, broken the rules.
Their reasoning? Allegedly grilling illegally outside.
Captured on a cell phone video, 27-year-old Rosan Miller is noticeably pregnant, but that doesn’t stop the NYPD from placing the woman in what looks like a chokehold.
Photos released Monday by an East New York advocacy group show Rosan Miller, 27, struggling with a cop who appears to have his arm around her neck.
The NYPD prohibits the use of chokeholds.
Officers went to the home over the weekend because Miller was grilling on a public sidewalk in violation of local law, cops said. But a melee broke out that ended with her, her brother and husband all in handcuffs.
The brother, John Miller, was charged with harassment and obstruction of justice. Her husband, Moses Miller, 34, was charged with resisting arrest and obstruction. Rosan Miller got a summons for disorderly conduct.
Barron pointed out that the woman’s daughter can be seen in the photo watching her mother being choked and arrested.
This is the third incident of the NYPD using an illegal choke hold to make the news this month. On July 14th, NYC officers beat and choked a 22 year old black male for entering the subway through an exit gate.
Three days later, an officer choked Eric Garner to death after he broken up a fight. The officers claimed he was selling untaxed cigarettes but it was later revealed he had none in his possession.
Related: NYPD Officer Draws Gun And Stomps On Man’s Head In Bed Stuy

This is so important. This is so disgusting. This is happening every day.

loveintheshadowsistheonlykind:

anarcho-queer:

Pregnant Woman Put In Choke Hold By NYPD Officer For Illegal Grilling

July 29th, 2014

Less than a week ago Eric Garner was laid to rest after dying from being placed in an illegal chokehold by Staten Island police, and now it looks as if the NYPD has once again, broken the rules.

Their reasoning? Allegedly grilling illegally outside.

Captured on a cell phone video, 27-year-old Rosan Miller is noticeably pregnant, but that doesn’t stop the NYPD from placing the woman in what looks like a chokehold.

Photos released Monday by an East New York advocacy group show Rosan Miller, 27, struggling with a cop who appears to have his arm around her neck.

The NYPD prohibits the use of chokeholds.

Officers went to the home over the weekend because Miller was grilling on a public sidewalk in violation of local law, cops said. But a melee broke out that ended with her, her brother and husband all in handcuffs.

The brother, John Miller, was charged with harassment and obstruction of justice. Her husband, Moses Miller, 34, was charged with resisting arrest and obstruction. Rosan Miller got a summons for disorderly conduct.

Barron pointed out that the woman’s daughter can be seen in the photo watching her mother being choked and arrested.

This is the third incident of the NYPD using an illegal choke hold to make the news this month. On July 14th, NYC officers beat and choked a 22 year old black male for entering the subway through an exit gate.

Three days later, an officer choked Eric Garner to death after he broken up a fight. The officers claimed he was selling untaxed cigarettes but it was later revealed he had none in his possession.

Related: NYPD Officer Draws Gun And Stomps On Man’s Head In Bed Stuy

This is so important. This is so disgusting. This is happening every day.

13 hours ago on July 31st, 2014 | J | 648 notes

ansgar-amergin:

mesovideo:

Stock photos are a gift to the internet

What in the actual fuck

13 hours ago on July 30th, 2014 | J | 196,947 notes

liquatic:

Me to the person cutting my hair

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13 hours ago on July 30th, 2014 | J | 170,664 notes
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langsettte:

same

langsettte:

same

13 hours ago on July 30th, 2014 | J | 9,669 notes

How the Logic of "Friendzoning" Would Work If Applied in Other Instances:

*Man walks into a store and finds employee*
Man: Alright, I've had enough. Why haven't you guys hired me?!
Employee: Uh...well sir, when did you put in your application?
Man: I never filled out an application.
Employee: Well sir, we can't consider you for employment if you've never filled out an application.
Man: No, that's bullshit, because I've been coming here for years now, and every single time I tell you all how much I love this store and how much I appreciate your customer service, unlike some of your other customers might I add!
Employee: Well, but that doesn't-
Man: AND I even told you that I didn't have a job!
Employee: But sir, that doesn't indicate to us that you would like a job at our store. And again, if you've never filled out an application, we can't consider you. Besides, we're not hiring.
Man: OH! Not hiring, HA! What a laugh. I see your store go through seasonal workers all the time. They come and go like nothing, but you won't consider me as a part-time employee even though I KNOW you've been looking for workers to fill positions? That's insane!
Employee: Sir, we've been looking to hire a few people for management positions. Do you have any management experience?
Man: Well no, but what does that matter?
Employee: ...Well sir, that's what we're looking for. You won't be suitable for the position without management experience.
Man: Oh that's such a load of crap. You know, you'll be waiting around a long time for a manager if you don't lower your standards a little. Who cares if someone knows how to manage a store? I LOVE this store and I'm willing to work here, that's all that should matter to you.
Employee: That...doesn't make any sense.
Man: NO! I'm done. This is over. From now on, no more Mr. Nice Guy.
Employee:
Man:
Employee:
Man: Fuck you, slut.
13 hours ago on July 30th, 2014 | J | 243,469 notes
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bblackgoldd:

I am so glad I pressed play

13 hours ago on July 30th, 2014 | J | 123,824 notes
betype:

Flawless Mirror by Lauren Hom

betype:

Flawless Mirror by Lauren Hom

13 hours ago on July 30th, 2014 | J | 3,738 notes