Became instantaneously overwhelmed with a sensation of "creativity" as I fell into a lazy afternoon cat nap.

Patiently awaiting my British prince to sweep me off my feet.

College student.


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heavenrants:

25 reasons Rihanna is the king of Instagram replies

21 hours ago on September 23rd, 2014 | J | 5,761 notes
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emilyisobsessed:

Leslie Knope tries impressions and accents

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21 hours ago on September 23rd, 2014 | J | 223,082 notes
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natawhat:

cornerof5thandvermouth:

babygoatsandfriends:

Koalas having an argument.

if you have never heard a koala noise before, here is yr chance

they sound like fuzzy bike horns

21 hours ago on September 23rd, 2014 | J | 46,671 notes
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samandriel:

Now I’m just watching videos of koalas doing koala things and this

21 hours ago on September 23rd, 2014 | J | 4,760 notes

scissor:

when u make a joke and the whole class laughs

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21 hours ago on September 23rd, 2014 | J | 49,297 notes

asvprock:

Kids Bop (Anaconda):  My Anna-Momma don’t want none unless I get my homework done! 

21 hours ago on September 23rd, 2014 | J | 23,767 notes
kilometersprower:

this is the best picture on earth

kilometersprower:

this is the best picture on earth

21 hours ago on September 23rd, 2014 | J | 5,770 notes
snorlaxatives:

this is my new favorite twitter account

snorlaxatives:

this is my new favorite twitter account

21 hours ago on September 23rd, 2014 | J | 87,685 notes

willsicott:

tuxedoandex:

ugly:

What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?

what

Guardians of the Galaxy

21 hours ago on September 23rd, 2014 | J | 145,686 notes

m0xt:

Imagine being the kid that got benched so your coach could put Airbud the fucking dog in the game

21 hours ago on September 23rd, 2014 | J | 70,786 notes
waywardwinsister:

ridiculoser:

ridiculoser:

lol I changed what gay autocorrects to in my friends phone so he’ll stop using it as a derogatory term.

so i texted him pretending i was coming out of the closet and this is fantastic


Beautiful.

waywardwinsister:

ridiculoser:

ridiculoser:

lol I changed what gay autocorrects to in my friends phone so he’ll stop using it as a derogatory term.

so i texted him pretending i was coming out of the closet and this is fantastic

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Beautiful.

21 hours ago on September 23rd, 2014 | J | 222,118 notes
pussymakedarules:

this is actually really cute 

pussymakedarules:

this is actually really cute 

21 hours ago on September 23rd, 2014 | J | 376,954 notes
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