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Stop shopping at Urban Outfitters.

overtheunderpass:

honeybeeprofessor:

DOnt shop at urban outfitters 

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they literally sold a blood-stained-looking sweatshirt with the name of a college that there was a school shooting at 

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they sold prescription-drug related accessories trying to make it cute

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they sold a board game entitled “gettopoly” i should not have to explain why this is bad

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they sold a super cissexist card with the T slur on it 

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they literally sold this shirt

PLEASE STOP SHOPPING AT URBAN OUTFITTERS

WOW, Ew

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moneypowerbottom:

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GREATEST IMPROVISED LINE EVER

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coochiejuice:

And y’all worried bout Amanda Bynes

coochiejuice:

And y’all worried bout Amanda Bynes

1 day ago on September 20th, 2014 | J | 44,723 notes
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voodouqueen:

weloveshortvideos:

Caught my mom stealing shoes

Vine by Mightyduck

funniest part is that she got the haircut AND the clothes

1 day ago on September 20th, 2014 | J | 9,606 notes

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

laughingstation:

I love my mom.

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I am risking nothing

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I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

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sorry followers :(

I GOT SCARED BECAUSE MY MOM JUST LEFT THE HOUSE.

i love my momma

You will laugh out loud!

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okaywork:

when someone’s on your nerves but they sensitive af so you cant go off

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batlock:

So.

Cards Against Humanity.

I’m a big fan. Well, I bought this.

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It’s great. It hold all of my shit. But it holds something else too.

If you have it, open your box.

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You see how I started to tear away at the top of the box there?

Do that.

Do it carefully.

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Holy shit.

There’s something in there. What could that be?

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There’s a card.

There is a card literally hidden in the top of the box.

But what card?

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I fucking love these people.

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smalldoll:

coelasquid:

Hey kid, what’s going on, want to check out my pit of souls?

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Yeah, those souls sure are way deep down in that pit there huh?

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Or… not? Get your hands out of my soul pit.

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Okay, I’ll admit that’s apparently some impressive reach…

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Like, really impressive reach….

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THIS HAS ALWAYS BOTHERED ME BLESS THE OP

1 day ago on September 20th, 2014 | J | 101,846 notes

feeble-lion-turtle:

when someone says ‘toxic’ in chemistry

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